Dear Susi,
I’ve got news about my studies which i made. I found out something really surprisingly and I must tell it anybody really soon. Since we met on this journalism camp, you are also always listening to my scientic news and you never gave me a wrong advice about them. What i found out seems mad, but it is really so. Do you want to read it? I really have to warn you, it is shocking.
Best regards, your excited friend,
Marc
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Dear Marc,
When I read your email i got really curious. Of course i would like to hear the news, I wonder what can be so shocking. Have you found a terrorism ring? Drug dealers? How to create a new bomb (I hope not). But yes, let me read it, you can be sure that i will keep silence about your news.
Best regards,
Susi
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Dear Susi,
Oh no, I didn’t find out any terrorism ring or drug dealers, and you also don’t need to worry about any new bomb. It may shock you, but it is worse, much worse. For thousands of years there is a danger under us, and we even haven’t recognized it! It is such terrible, I wrote a report about my surprising news. Here it is, you are the first one who is allowed to read it:
Left handed people want to gover the world!
When i look at this idiotic quarrels about oil and such things all the time I don’t get rid of the thought that this all is just a try to lead us to the believe this is important. There are more such things. For example the idea that jews ever wanted to gover the world is simply shit. Really dumb. The real danger on this world comes from a complete other corner of this world: LEFT HANDED PEOPLE! I know it sounds silly, but this is just a hint for this, that the
left handed were able to hide their tries so far. But they can’t hide all the time! We can recognize them everytime, when they drink a cup of coffee. We don’t need a lot to show the facts what left handeds really want, we don’t need to be historians for that. Just look! The facts are possible to see for everybody:
Left handeds gover America!
Let’s look a bit close to the problem. The most influenced people by left handeds should be the americans.
Who was one of the leaders of the american revolution?
Sam Adams. Left handed.
Who was the most important first stateman who was able to influence of the US?
Benjamin Franklin. Left handed.
What is the thing what the most US presidents have same?
Left handed! James A. Garfield, Herbert Hoover, Harry Truman, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, George Bush, Bill Clinton. All Left handed!.
On whom can the politics count when the lawers start?
Onto the highest judgement. The left handed: Ruth Bader Ginsberg und Anthony Kennedy.
Who made one of the biggest and most important companies in the USA?
Family Rockefeller. U.a: Nelson Rockefeller. Left handed.. David Rockefeller. Left handed.. John D. Rockefeller. Left handed..
Who revoluzed not just the automobile production but also the indstrial production in general?
Henry Ford. Left handed. After him: Henry Ford jr. Exactly: Left handed..
Btw: Who changed from Ford to the politics and became then boss of the world bank
Robert S. McNamara. Left handed.
Who became richest man of the world with his interesting business methods?
Exactly: Bill Gates. But, also he: Left handed..
Who ran in 1990 against Baghdad?
Colin Powell and Norman Schwarzkopf. Both Left handed..
And who was 2003 minister for outside things?
Colin Powell. Guess- left handed.
The exaple of USA is because of that such dramatic, because the leading of the left handed is very big. At the elections for the president in 1992 were JUST left handeds as rivals. They wanted to get sure that it works. In 1996 there were three left handed: Clinton, Dole and Perot.
But even more dramatic it is in Hollywood, worldwide the biggest export of ‚culture. This is a central point for influencing the world! Famous left handed-actors in Hollywood: Bruce Willis, Charlie Chaplin, Demi Moore, Goldie Hawn, Greta Garbo, Heidi Kabel (äh… who? aha. yes. Heidi Kabel. Okay…), Julia Roberts, Kim Basinger, Kermit the frog, Mario Adorf, Marilyn Monroe, Peter Ustinov, Robert Redford, Rock Hudson, Telly Savallas, Tim Allen, Whoopi Goldberg.
Working places of left handeds:
On their way to get the world left handeds even don’t care about races, skin color, even not on standing conflicts:
Mohammed Ali: left handed. Bubi Scholz: left handed.
Andreas Baader: left handed, but also: Franz Josef Strauss. Left handed..
Napoleon Bonaparte and also his wife Josephine de Beauharnais: left handed. But also the britisch admiral Lord Horation Nelson. Left handed..
Left handeds don’t always take violence to get their power. They also have other ways to get success: Mahatma Gandhi was left handed. The britisch General and founder of the “pathfinders”, Lord Baden-Powell, was left handed. Albert Schweitzer was left handed..
The left handeds are also found under the leading scientists of the world! Leonardo da Vinci. Left handed. Albert Einstein. Left handed.. Isaac Newton. Left handed.. Marie Curie. Left handed. All their sciences changed our lives!
Left handeds in history:

Not just in the new age left handed people try to beat us! So far more people in history tried to take the world leading to them- and were almost successful. So far just almost…
Ramses II. Left handed.. the roman emperor Tiberius. Left handed.. Alexander the great. Left handed.. Julius Caesar. Left handed. Karl the Great. Left handed.. Napoleon Bonaparte. Left handed.. Jeanne d’Arc. Left handed..
Left handeds in the third world:
Also countries which are not an industrial nation can be guided by left handeds. The bolivianfreedom-hero Simon Bolivar was left handed. And also the violence free Mahatma Ghandi was… tatam- left handed.
Big Success of left handeds:
There are also little things (or at least things what they make us to believe to be little) are left handeds successful: Dwight F. Davis, left handed, made the Davis Cup. And who where its most famous winners? Martina Navratilova, left handed. Monika Seles. Left handed. John McEnroe, left handed. Carl- Uwe Steeb. Left handed. Other successful left handed tennis players: Thomas Muster and Rafael Nadal.
Another example: The left handeds are the leaders of GB’s royal house! Prince Charles. Left handed. King Edward III. Left handed. Queen Elizabeth II. Left handed. King George II. Left handed. King George IV. Left handed. King George VI. Left handed. Queen Mother Elizabeth (Queen Mom). Left handed. Queen Victoria. Left handed. Prince William (son of Diana and Charles). Left handed. By the way: Diana was right handed- and where is Diana now?
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It seems almost harmless, but have you recognized how many left handed people are in art? It seems almost that there are no other famous drawers except of left handeds:Albrecht Dürer, Caspar David Friedrich, Hans Holbein, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, Käthe Kollwitz, Leonardo da Vinci, M.C. Escher, Michelangelo, Paul Klee, Peter Paul Rubens, Raphael, Pablo Picasso. All Left handed!
Just one view onto left handeds in music: Bob Dylan, David Bowie, Enrico Caruso, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Ludwig van Beethoven, Maurice Ravel, Niccolo Paganini, Paul Mc Cartney, Paul Simon, Phil Collins, Ringo Star, Robert Schumann, Sting, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. All Linkshänder!
Defend against them! For a free humanity!
People! Become awake! Forget Jews and muslims and catholics! All harmless! Look to the REAL DANGER. They are under us! Since thousands of years- look, with which hand your boss, your president, your headmaster, your friend gets things! It is easy to see this. A few minutes of exercising are completly enough. You need no book of amazon or any discussion.
Is anybody surprised now that Osama bin Laden is left handed?
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Susi, please, you have to help me to wake up the people. I studied for this over years and I really have to say that i slowly become afraid. Left handed people are just 10% of all people in the world, but it is really scarying to see how much influence they have on us. Warn all your friends, we have to put the message out to the world. I didn’t tell it anybody, but you, because I usually talk with you about my scienetic news. What do you think about it? Please write me back soon, that i can think about how to go on now.
Best regards,
Marc (who is still very exited).
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Dear Marc,
Like I promised you I will keep silence about what you wrote to me. Unfortunately I can’t help you. You know, I met you as a really intelligent guy, but you made one big problem- you look always about global dangers, but you don’t look into your own enviroment- because if you would do that, you would have recognized that i took the pen to write my email adress onto your paper with my left hand…
I’m really sorry Marc, but it seems that you’ve found out too much.
Best regards,
Susi
PS: Say hello to the two guys behind you, who will visit you while you are reading this email. The organisation calls them ‘the cleaners’… find out why…