The Chance of Women
If we take our children to créches, we are terrible mothers,
If we stay at home, we ruin ourselves behind the saucepan.
If we use Make- up, we wear war- drawings,
If we don’t use Make- up, we don’t care about ourselves.
If we work in a low job, we’ve got no ambition,
If we have got a good job, we are married with our job.
If we had promoted, we have to do our doctor ourselves,
If we show feelings, we are weak women,
but if we are controlled, we are ice glaciers.
If we are helpful, people abuse us,
and if we only care for our own job, we are egoistic.
Are we attractive, so we keep our (male) colleagues away from work,
are we not attractive, so nobody cares for us.
If we are power- women, people swear about us, and call us idiotic feminists,
when we are adapted, we miss the ‘pepper’.
If we are intelligent, we mustn’t show it,
And if we are not, we have to be at least attractive.
If we go to work with flu, we infect our (male) colleagues,
but if we don’t go to work with flu, we are lazy, and lie down because of every little thing.
If we wear ‘mini’ we disturb the peace, (or we are bitches),
if we wear ‘maxi’ we already have got stuff path (or we are frigide).
If we are tired on Mondays, people gossip,
If we are not tired, they gossip also.
If we like to go out, we are party girls,
If we stay at home, we are boring and uninteresting.
If we like to drink, it is not allright.
If we drink nothing, we are weak and boring.
If we work a lot, we lose charm,
If we work little, we lose our job.
No matter how we will do it, we will do it wrong- or we can do however we want it!
And we should do what we want!
(This is no advertisment for the any gun company 
wow, all of them are true!!! sad but true..
-irem-
I agree, unfortunately everything is true.
This woman on the last picture is similar to you, you seem so nice and innocent, but you have devil’s soul inside of you
Yes, it is so true and it makes me so angry not to be able to do anything against that, to change the general situation… i find it so unfair, that it is (especially in job- situation) so much more difficult for women, and i H-A-T-E it. I’d like to harm everybody, who takes men instead of women, only because of the gender :@
And men are making the situation of women even worse… They say the genders are equal?
HAHAHA!
Here comes another stupid cliché.
“If a man dates with many women; he is casanova; If a woman dates with many men, she is a bitch”
oh, i hate the way people think…
-irem-
I know what you mean in that case, i think the very same! I wish men would finally stop to make women worse. Why are the doing that? Are they afraid? They should think what they would be without women, they would be NOTHING!