a devil’s diary

Short News: What happened in Austria and the rest of the world?

NEVERLAND CLOSED: because of some stress with the payment Michael Jackson had to close his big, famous Ranch. Reason: No money.

PRIZE FOR CHRISTINA STÜRMER: Austrias most famous pop/rockstar of the present got Germanyshighest music award, the ECHO. The strange thing: the category in which she won it was “singer Pop/Rock National”…

THE BAWAG SCANDALE: After speculating with shares the BAWAG, one of Austrias biggest banks (and the housebank of th ÖGB (österreichischer Gewerkschaftsbund= austrias federation of trade unions)) lost a lot of money and had debts of 2,4 billion €uros. Becuase of that the ÖGB has to sell the bank so fast as possible, that they won’t ‘die’ themselves. The biggest bank scandale in the history of Austria had happend. Over the whole year long we hear more and more unbelievebal things what had happend. ÖGB- boss Fritz Verzetnitsch leaves his place. On the 14^th of December 2006 we heard, that the BAWAG was sold- to the american Private- Equity- Fonds Cerberus for 3,2 billion Euro.

PETER HANDE PROVOCATES: The austrian had an often discussed speech at the funeral of the ex- president from the former Jugoslavia, Slobodan Milosevic.

March was a month full of changes. For example in this month changes the sport from summer to winter sport. Around the 20th is always the last ski jumping- actually a ski flying, because the skijumping season stops traditionally in Planica/ Slovenia. And always one weekend before the winter season ends, the summer season starts- with the first formula 1 race, this time in Bahrain. The winner of the first race was Fernando Alonso and the winner of the last ski jumping competition was Janne Happonen (FIN), btw.

And also something very historical happend in March- i may remember you on the SIP- yeah, the Susi- Irem Prize, given in many categories to many interesting people (and ducks ;)) we had such a fantastic debut that i am sure that we will make it in 2007 again- as long Irem wants of course and of course i need you, my dear blog readers- for nominating!!

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To remember you on the last years competition, here do you have the results:

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SNOW STORIES:

On the 5^th of March we got ana amazingly amount of snow in our garden. It just came and we were really surprised, because IF we get a bit more snow than in other months then it’s usually January- but in this year we got it on March. My grandma said she can’t remember so much snow for 30 years.

I remember that the days after that were quite chaotic. On a Friday we went to school, but already this was difficult, because there was so much snow, that we didn’t know how to come there really. Our bus goes at 6:15 in the morning usually, but on this day it needed it till 6:45 to come (we already wanted to start to go home, but then it came.) So we had a really adventerous journey to our school already. When we were in the class then we recognized that we were not more than 10 people. on this day should be a presentation about a book of Austria during the 2^nd world war in the school. We decided to stay there and watch it (we had no other chance anyway, because the snow falling got already so much, that we even were not sure if the buses home would drive later.) We just wanted to stay as less as possible, because there is a rule: when you are less than a half of the class, then you get free. So we phoned some girls who still sat in the buses to there and told them that they should drive with the same buses home again, what they also did. So we listened to this presentation which was over after 2 lessons. Then our german teacher came to us and told us that the ministery of education gave us free for today. I said good bye to my friends fast and went up the 3 stairs to the HBLA, the school which my sister attended. She told me that we have the chance to come out of there with the aunt of a friend of her, which would get us from Ried. It was really no other chance for us, so i agreed and we 3, my sister, her friend Lisi and me went to find the aunt of this girl. Outside it was still snowing really fat flocks and it was quite chaotic, but the aunt found us. We went into the car and she took us out of the city. When we were driving between Ried and Andorf there was a traffic jam. A very BIG traffic jam. We were driving along there for minutes, and next to us were only standing cars. I’ve never seen that before in my life on this street. We had quite a luck, because we came out so soon. I heard that the buses later, with which we usually drive, had big problems to come into Ried and out again. I can tell you, i was so happy when i entered the door to our house finally. When i was in my mum greeted me with the words: “You know, the ministery of education already gave you free today at 7.00- but unfortunately you were already out of the house…”

But you know what? I miss this time- to see this all in chaos was funny somehow this whole day was funny. I miss the snow…

In the following days I will give you a view over my year 2006. I’ll start with January and finish with December. Enjoy reading my looking past.

January 2006

Exactly on the 1^st of January 2006 I started with blogging. I started it in my old blog (http://susi132.blogspot.com) which still exists [I stopped blogging there when it got evil and I couldn’t put on pictures there anymore… susi- blogs without pictures are almost impossible). You can visit my blog there and look at the ‘old’ times. I guess Irem will feel some nostalgy when she reads it

In January was also the 4 hills tournament, like every year. This year it was for the 54^th time, and it happened something what never happened before: TWO jumpers had the SAME number of points after 4 Jumpings. I still get chicken skin when I think on that moment, when Jakub Janda already was waiting and Janne Ahonen jumped. 1081,5 – I will always remember this number. I don’t know how familiar you are all with ski jumping, but this is really such a randomn. That two jumpers have the same number of points after 4 competitions (that’s 8 rounds) is already unbelievebal, but when they are the best two jumpers, then it is more than unbelievebal. Almost destiny. I can tell you, there was no better result possible. It was amazing and I think something like this will never happen again. I am looking forward to this years tournament, because there are so many guys who can get the title this time, and there is no special favourite left. I think the most favourites are Simon Amman (SUI), Andreas Küttel (SUI), Gregor Schlierenzauer (AUT), Arttu Lappi (FIN) and Anders Jacobsen (NOR). But the tournament has always own rules, like we already found out, and so it is never sure who will be on the very highest step at 6^th of January 2007 in the final in Bischofshofen.

It was also the month when Irem and me wrote our fantastic dialogues I really can’t write them all here, but I will give you two examples

Irem:

<<The little secret about him is: ‘he is a member of a clan!!!’ i am serious! take a look at here => www.hsbclan.eu.tt
you will see very very funny things about Tadej’s past :P:P>>

Susi:

>>I know, 20 billion is really less, but like i told you, he’s a real good friend, and he also gave me a few good computers and also good tippshow to work with them- and he helped me to hack this computers of this strange, gib white house, in Washington D.C. you see, i needed a few infos, and do i think i need to help Billy with his problems, because he also helped me when i needed him- and i think 20 billion are a nice pocket money

G: Mummy, i don’t wanna go to bed!
M: Be not stupid, young man, tomorrow will be an important day for you!
G: why mummy?
M: oh Georgy, be not so stupid! Didn’t you remember what daddy’s friends told you?
G No, i forgot
M: Tomorrow you shall start the war agains Iran!
G: Mummy, i don’t like this being- president- game! I want to play with my dog outside, but i have to sit in in this shit room on every single shit day and have to listen to daddys shit guys…
M: Shut up, boy! I told you that you shall not use this word! Tomorrow you’ll start the war, otherwise…
G: What? I won’t start war- the people are always so bad to me then!
M: Don’t care what they are saying- you have to start!
G: Nooooo- you cannot say that to me, I’m the president!
M: Don’t be ridicolous, and now go to bed, young man! Tomorrow your nurse will come and you have to take these pills again
G: Oh nooo! Not these pills- they’re making me sooo tired and my head goes…
M: shut up! You’ll take them- otherwise i’ll hit you!
G: No mummy, please, don’t hit me, please, I’ll be a good boy then, and i will start this war… really mummy…

PS: and don’t forget me to tell about him- you know, what you found out ;)>>

Irem:

Ugh!! i hate Brad and his ‘bitch’ gf Angelina!!! Now Angelina will love and
take care her ‘real’ kid more!!!

After readig your -GREAT- dialogue about Georgy; i remembered a dialogue between David and Victoria
Davy: hey, woman, look what i bought for you
Vicky: Hmh; a Mercedes?? You are humiliatng me and our ‘lordly’ family Davy!!
Davy: what are you talking about? our family was lordly before i married you!!
Vicky: Shut up! i want more money; or i’ll tell journalists that how many women did u you slept when marrying with me!!!
Davy: But my dear Vicky…
Vicky: Don’t call me Vicky, only close friens of me call like that. you are just a home-friend of me!!
Davy: ok; what do you want in order not to tell journalists that i slept with kid’s nanny
Vicky: oh; you f*** him too?!!
Davy: what can i do?? he was so handsome!!
Vicky: oh-my-god!!! you gay!!!
Davy: i am not gay; i am only 3rd gender!!
Vicky: F***!! buy me jewellary toilet, golden closet, Ferrari pen, new clothes,gosh i don’t have anything to wear!!!
Davy: ok; let’s go Versace; you’ll wear sth. to wear (gosh,this woman drives me crazy!!)
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Tadej was slow again today while eating :S.. this boy changes everyday:P Like a butterfly; everyday,with changes :)))
i wrote above about Tadej’s past;);)>>

Susi:

Hm, maybe we shall start working as dialogue writers ;)- hm, last, when i broke into- ähhh- went into McLaren head quaters, i heard a dialogue between Kimi, his boss Ron Dennis and Juan Pablo Montoya

R: Kimi, here i put on as new treaty for signing- look at it, and please sign fast!
K: Which thing for signing?
R: You know, that you drive for me in 2007…
K: ME?
Ron *chrm*- won’t you?
K: dunno know…
R: are you still angry because of Fernando?
K: YES!
R: Please Kimi, don’t be angry- but i had to decide fast…
K: You didn’t ask me…
J: *eat*- hrmpfl, Kimi, maybe you shall not sign…
R: Be quiet, fatty!
J: shut up and look at yourself- i need a car for 2007- and Kimi also can go to Ferrari or Toyota…
K: ähm…
R: But i want the best two drivers in the field!
J: Silly guy!” You have them already!
K: ähm—
R: HAHA!!! YOU? Just loose a bit of weight, fatty…

K: ÄHM…
R: not now Kimi, i have to quarrel with Juan
J: No, let him speak, i bet he signed anywhere else…
R: Ha, ridicolous…
K: Ron, you really have to listen-
R: WHAT??? Kimi, don’t tell me that Fatty was right!
J: I AM NOT FAT!!!
K: I’m sure i won’t tell you anything about my talkings to other teams…
R: Kimi, please, I’m on my knees for you- don’t go!
J: come on, Ron, you still have me, we don’t need this milkface…
R: SHUT UP YOU SILLY GUY!
J: *cry* you are always so bad to me, you love this stupid milk face much more than me *wääää*
K: *sigh*
R: what shall i do, that you will stay?
K: Build a good car
R: *oh, that’s difficult*- but what do you don’t like here?
J: Maybe you…
K: *ignore Juan* the engiene is shit
R: I really try to do it Kimi- but please, sign for 2007…
K: We’ll see…
J: *praying not*
K: just when I’ll be World Champion this year…
R: *uff*
J: You won’t be world champion this year…
K: Not? Why not?
J: because I will be
R&K: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
J: *cryyyyyyyyyyyy* I hate you!!!
K: great…
R: go away baby…
K: yeah, i have to finish something at the car- i have to lend it a few friends of me, they wanna go to slovenia with it- and they need a strong car for the hills

J: they need a strong car? then better put the Mercedes-engiene out…
R: AAAAARGH! JUAN!!
J: *run*
R: *with knife after Juan running*
K: *sigh*- *going to the car*

I hope that Juan will survive and I’m curious, if he will drive next year ;)>>

Irem:

>>You wrote a dialogue about F-1, i am not very into F-1; so i couldn’t understand all of it :)) i even don’t know who is Juan; and what is he doing there:) But as i understood; it was great(again and again :)).
Now i wanna write a dialogue between Orlando Bloom and a director(male) who are in a casting meeting..Director’s name was Wolfgang? sth. like that…:)

Steven(to his equip) : ok; this will be a great movie- an historical one- named Troy. it’ll win Oscar! But first we should choose our actors.
Secretary(to the waiting room): The next!!!
Orli : ah, i am, i am the first. oh, this is my first casting-interview.
Wolfgang: Hello..
Orli: Hiiiiii!
Wolfgang: you can sit down
Orli: where? is it ok if sit near you;)?
Wolfgang: just sit down!! to YOUR chair!
Orli: ah ok ok, sweetheart! don’t be mad to me
Wolfgang: You’ll act Paris
Orli: ahh; noo my dear; i don’t wanna
act Paris. i wanna act New York. oh, please please!!
Wolfgang: *help me god* no Mr.Bloom;
Paris is the character’s name
Orli: oh; Wolfy, pleace don’t call me like that. call me Orli;)
And ohh; my character’s name sounds so hot!!
Wolfgang(whispering to his equip) : how much is his iq???? gosh!!!
Wolfgang: hmm; now show us your talents
Orli: Can i show it when we are alone?:) there are a lot of people and i feel shy. 10 pm at your home, tonight, is it ok?
Wolfgang: what are you talking about?
Orli: Come on; you know what i’m talking about…last night…
Wolfgang: ok, ok.. shut up! aws, i mean, read this text first; so we’ll decide if u are talented enough.
Orli: ok; my Wolfy
Wolfgang: mhmm öhömm :$
*he reads the text*
Wolfgang: i’ll decide if he is good enough at my home tonight; you know business-meeting.
An Equip member: 10 pm tonight?? in the middle of the night? will you listen slow songs; drink wine and dance also??
Wolfgang: what do u mean?? i am not gay,ok?!!
An equip member: but we know your affairs at the past and how you make
untalented -goodlooking- boys famous!
Wolfgang: which affair? i told you; Davy(Beckham) and i were not for ourselves. This affair was just a mistake..don’t make it a big deal!
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A few weeks later; Orli learned that he was chosen for acting Paris in Troy. [it was not easy to get this role; you know;)] He became very famous after that movie…
——–THE END———-
SIP production :P:P>>

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Oh dear, I can’t stop to read anymore We wrote so many cool things Thank you Irem

Hm,… why did I make this blog?

I already have one

maybe this shall be my ‘official’ blog, where I write for my family and at the other I write all my dirty secrets (public in the net ;)) but, on the other hand I told nobody so far from this one, so THIS shall be my hidden one… anyway- welcome!